Dexterisms

Dexter: What is that? (pointing to a boy in a book)
Mom:  It's a boy.
Dexter:  What is that? (pointing to a girl in a book)
Mom:  It's a girl.

Mom:  Dexter, are you a boy or a girl?
Dex:  I a boy.
Mom:  Is Juliette a boy or a girl?
Dex:  JJ's a girl.

Mom:  Is mommy a boy or a girl?

-pause for thinking-

Dex:  a mommy.
Mom:  Is daddy a boy or a girl?
Dex:  a daddy.